(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology
SUMBER : DISINI
7 ulasan:
Nak awek satu boleh? yang si Lisa tadi pun ok jugak kot..
selalu sebut 'thanks'..hihi...
hoho.. ok2.. nice sharing bro..^_^
hehehe trase nana . nana pn sllu cakap mnde2 kt atas tu . kcuali whatever la . :P
whatever! haha... cepat2 cari maksud tersirat die!!!
ermm..betol jugak tuu.
fulamak!! dahsyat giler! mane ko tau nih cacing.. aku suka gile gampang entri yang ini!!! SIYES!.. hahaha
*whatever* kuikuikui... :)
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