Telefon pertama
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo…. Apakah ini kediaman En Harun Salim Bachik..??
Bibik (Y) : Maaf Salah nombor..ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud…
Telefon ke -2
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo……Apakah ini kediaman En Harun Salim Bachik..??
Bibik (Y) : Maaf, salah dail ni, encik..!! ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud. (jawabnya kesal)
Telefon ke -3
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo….
Bibik (Y) : Eeeh..Lagi2 kamu!!.. Awas ya!! Walau saya cuma pembantu, tapi saya bisa laporin kamu ke polisi..!! (marah sangat dah ni!)
Penelefon (X) : Apakah ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud..??
Bibik (Y) : Aduuuh.. maaf2 yaaa…, tadi soalnya ada beberapa kali salah sambung. Mau cari siapa tuan.??
Penelefon (X) : Harun Salim Bachik….
Bibik (Y) : ??!!@#@$!! (sambil usap2 dada)
Telefon ke -4
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo…..
Bibik (Y) : Kurang ajaaar..!!! Kamu punya nyawanya berapa hah!!!
Penelefon (X) : Saya Syed Mahmud…..
Bibik (Y) : Aduh..!!! Maaf tuan! sorry sekali, tadi ada orang gila telpon! ada perintah apa tuan.??
Penelefon (X) : Segera panggil En Harun Salim Bachik..!!
Bibik (Y) : Hah..!…. (pengsan)
Selepas 10 minit kemudian setelah tersedar dari pengsan,
Telefon ke -5
Penelefon (Z) : Hallooooo….. (suara berbeza berbanding panggilan2 terdahulu)
Bibik (Y) : (Oh ini suaranya lain…). Mau cari siapa tuan..??
Penelefon (Z) : Ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud??
Bibik (Y) : Iya betul….
Penelefon (Z) : Saya Harun Salim Bachik… , tadi ada orang cari saya???
Bibik (Y) : ??@#$%^??… (terkejang!)
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Selasa, 3 Mei 2011
Selasa, 26 April 2011
9 PERKATAAN YANG BIASA PEREMPUAN GUNAKAN....
(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology
SUMBER : DISINI
(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology
SUMBER : DISINI
Sabtu, 22 Januari 2011
Khamis, 20 Januari 2011
Jawapan yang sangat vavi!!
As-salam..... Nak di jadikan cerita.... Datang lah seorang perempuan kepada seorang doktor pakar sakit puan... Si perempuan bertanya kerana dia ingin mengelakkan daripada terbuat posisi yang akan ditanya kepada doktor itu sepanjang "aktiviti" berjalan.... Dia pun tanya lah pada si doktor ni.......
Si perempuan : Doktor..... boleh tak bagi tips kat saya tentang posisi ketika berhubungan untuk menjamin supaya anak menjadi hodoh??
Doktor : Pergi tanya sama ibu mu.....
Si perempuan : !@#$%^&*()_
Rabu, 12 Januari 2011
AKSI PANAS... 18SX... MOHON MAAF JIKALAU INI MENGGANGU..
As-salam... Hei!! What's up brader and sistas kat luar sana... Cacing doakan semuanya sihat2 belaka... Kali ni cacing nak kongsi ngan korang gambar panas tahun 2011 yang berjaya cacing tangkap semasa sambutan tahun baru yang lepas..
Cacing tak tau nak cakap ape lah... Hanya Allah yang mampu menghukum perbuatan ini... Cacing tangkap gambar ni pun secara kebetulan.. Tak sangka lak dapat gambar panas ni... ape-ape pun, kalo korang nak tengok gak cacing harap korang bersedia dari segi mental dan rohani... pada yang tengok kat umah tu, cacing mohon tuk korang tengok sorok-sorok supaya ibubapa anda tak lah mengesyaki ape-ape perbuatan yang songsang...
Dan bagi kaum hawa, sila lah amik pengajaran dari gambar ini... Jangan mudah percaya pada pasangan masing-masing (couple in love terutamanya) Harap korang menjaga mahkota tu dan beri hanya pada yang layak. Dan lagi satu, korang jangan ingat cacing ni PERVERT tau... Cacing bubuh gambar ni hanyalah tuk berkongsi sahaja...
So, sebelum pape terjadi kat blog cacing ni, cacing nak minta maaf sangat-sangat pada semua yang melihat gambar ni... pada yang terluka cacing minta maaf dari lubuk hati yang paling dalam..
Cacing tak tau nak cakap ape lah... Hanya Allah yang mampu menghukum perbuatan ini... Cacing tangkap gambar ni pun secara kebetulan.. Tak sangka lak dapat gambar panas ni... ape-ape pun, kalo korang nak tengok gak cacing harap korang bersedia dari segi mental dan rohani... pada yang tengok kat umah tu, cacing mohon tuk korang tengok sorok-sorok supaya ibubapa anda tak lah mengesyaki ape-ape perbuatan yang songsang...
Dan bagi kaum hawa, sila lah amik pengajaran dari gambar ini... Jangan mudah percaya pada pasangan masing-masing (couple in love terutamanya) Harap korang menjaga mahkota tu dan beri hanya pada yang layak. Dan lagi satu, korang jangan ingat cacing ni PERVERT tau... Cacing bubuh gambar ni hanyalah tuk berkongsi sahaja...
So, sebelum pape terjadi kat blog cacing ni, cacing nak minta maaf sangat-sangat pada semua yang melihat gambar ni... pada yang terluka cacing minta maaf dari lubuk hati yang paling dalam..
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Sabtu, 1 Januari 2011
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